Different Opinions About KISS
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Comp.Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.