An Interesting Chat Session….

She: hello abilash, whr r u?
me : i'm in tvm
She: ok, tvm evide?
me : tvm evideyokke ariyum?
She: all place ariyallo
me : I'm in Statue now, r u from tvm?
She: statue?
me : ya, pulimood
hello
She: ok, pulimood ariyam
me : whr r u?
hello.... do u have a yahoo ID?
I prefer yahoo to chat...
She: but i dont like that
me : k
She: actually l hate chatting
i dont like it
but ur heading me
so am replying to u
thats all
hello
i thnk ur busy
am also
me : ok.... But I like to chat with my friends and like to make more friends
through chating...well, I'm not going to HEAD you anymore...
She: let me go
ok thats nice abhilash
i thnk chatting is cheating..
i just feel so
thats why i hate chating
am not blaming u
me : But it's against MY experiance, because I got sincere friends online...
She: oh!!..good
but my experience is different
me : that's why, views says to be depends....
She: may be
but i like firendship..
me : which kind of? those from early childhood.... from kindergarten?
She: nice joking..
yes all kind off
me : thats good
She: thanx
me : no mention
She: okey, then
me : then... bye... what else... after all u don't like to chat, and there's no
other means of communications available now
She: dont misunderstand me sbilash
me : Not misunderstanding u ********** ********* (Replaced)
She: wowww!! thats nice i like dis
keep it up
me : Oki.... glad to hear that u like that, well, i'll keep it up with my yahoo
buddies [;)]
She: ok


Well, my friends… What do you thinking of chatting? Cheating?

Hello Everyone,

These pictures shows the gross disrespect and insult to the Indian National flag by this so called "spiritual leader" and self proclaimed "GOD" Mataji Nirmala Devi. This disrespect to our national flag shows that she has definately no respect or love for the country that gave her so much and her husband who was an IAS officer and chief of the SCI (he is seated next to her in the pics).

Such a shame!.

I do urge and plead with all Indians who deeply love their country to forward the photos to as many people as possible so that it does catch the eye of someone higher up in the Indian Govt who can really take some action against this cult.

JAI HIND ...

THIS IS TRUE LOVE

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this.......
Its high time for u to react and open up your heart..........

Who says our English is complex.?

Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS.
British: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian : No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL.
British: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Asian : Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
British: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian : S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY.
British: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Asian : No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION.
British: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING.
British: Please make yourself right at home.
Asian : Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE.
British: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Asian : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER.
British: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Asian : Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.
British: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian : You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
British: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Asian : Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
British: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Asian : See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
British: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Asian : Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
British: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Asian : Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG.
British: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer allof them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scrolldown)

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the secondperson. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you aresecond!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, butdon't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?scroll down)




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in yourhead only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Addanother 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is thetotal?
Scroll down for answer.....




Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don'tbelieve it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the lastquestion right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?





Answer: Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read thequestion again!

Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants tobuy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth hesuccessfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple....Like you! PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

INDIA is set to become the second largest economy in the world ahead of US by 2050 acording to GOLDMAN SACHS BRICK report. Productivity growth will help the contry sustain over 8% growth until 2020. The original report in 2003 had projected that INDIA's GDP would outstrip JAPAN's by 2032. It also said in 30 yrs the COUNTRY would be WORLD's third largest economy after CHINA and the US. The new report goes one step further by moving INDIA up from no.3 to no.2. the reasons for high productivity growth are increased openness to trade, investment in information and communication technology and greater financial deepening........

Now the question is, despite a lot of hurdle "Can we become strongest economic power till 2050"

friends please share your views on this topic...........