Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Well… the count down started…

I’ve been trying to configure php, MySql and Apache Server for a long… If MySql configured, php will not work, if php worked, MySql will not work and if I could configure both of them, Apache will not start. Atlast, it’s today I could configure them all together. Well… the count down started… I’m going to jump into the php pool…

Saturday, January 13, 2007


Hi all Harry Potter Fans...

Hope you know well, what is Tom Riddle's diary. Well, it is magical diary Ginny Weasley brought to The Hogwarts School of Witchcrafts and Wizardry in her first year. Actually it was one of the horcruxes of Tom Riddle (LordVoldemort). It was Mr.Lucius Malfoy who gave the diary to Ginny, without her knowledge. It was this diary made the entire problems in the school during her first year.

Anyway, anyone who went through that incidents would like to possess that diary for a while. If you'd like an encounter with Riddle's Diary,
Click Here

or copy and paste the link below in your browser's Address bar.

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1

Type your questions in it's right side, it'll answer you.

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bits of broken memories.

Yesterday, my younger brother happened to mention some of my old friends. Afterwards I went through the faded memories of my past happenings. Through my childhood, through my early school days and now I remember most of them by their name or by their face.

As I sit in front of my computer to write down my memories for blog, the first face fade in to me is of Neena my first crush. She lived in my neighborhood for 3 of 4 months when I was around 5 or 6 years old.

I used to visit my mom’s relatives lived in a rented house in “Kannammoola”, Trivandrum. There in that house, another family was also lived in the second portion. I don’t remember them, but I do remember a boy of that family. Even though I couldn’t remember his name, still I remember a weapon he always kept in his hand. That was a bit of broken ‘gate’ seemed to be a big arrow. He used this weapon to peel the big roots of a gigantic teak tree in backyard.
Another memory related to that place is a small vegetable shop opposite to the gate. We used to buy cucumber from there to eat raw.

In my first year in school, I had got a “Chechi” there. I don’t know what her name was, everybody used to call her “Mottachi” and obviously it can’t be a name. She was in 7th standard. She used to treat me as her own younger brother and came to feed me regularly in lunch brake.
I’ve got a lot of friends there in U.P.S. Palkulangara and most of them were with me there till my 7th standard. I remember Anil, Francis (Maala), Gireesh, Santhosh (Chakkala), Sajeev (he was in standard “A”), Lakshmi, Swapna, Divya, Ranjini (or Rajitha?) Manoj (Kunjan), Shinoj, syam, another Santhosh, Sijov….. etc etc…

I was the pet of almost all teachers taught me. I used to travel in their lap to other schools for competitions. I don’t know whether they remember me or not. But how can I forget them? Still I remember Eliyamma teacher. I and my younger brother used to visit her home almost all days and even had food from there. Her son Sijov was my classmate. I met his younger brother Sinov some days before in orkut. He said Sijov is now working as a Sanskrit teacher.

Once Eliyamma teacher gave me some clay and told me to ask my father a dog’s sculpture. He made it but I didn’t get that to her, instead I kept it for a long.

Oh…!! Its very difficult to recollect all in a string... well, I'll do it later :)

Monday, January 08, 2007

One More Internet Cafe in Perintalmanna.



(On behalf of my friend Faisal)

Thursday, January 04, 2007

How did they celebrate their New Year.

Three girls from a famous school in Perintalmanna – a small town in Malappuram district of Kerala state – put their record New Year Celebrations in a different way.

They contributed their school fee (Rs3000 each) together and brought their friends to a famous restaurant in Perintalmanna town. After the feast, they got a bill of Rs.6500.

But the restaurant management noticed their school badge and informed the school authority about this unusual bill. Soon after the celebrations, they got their New Year gift in the form of a dismissal letter from the school.

Tail Piece: The Beverage Corporation of Kerala claims its record sales on 31st December 2006. It was of Rs.34.55 crores.