I'm truly sorry! (Don't Know Why)

At times when things
go wrong, there isn't
much that anyone can say
except these few words-
I'm truly sorry

I've known I was wrong but
couldn't admit it to you.
And now before any more
time slips by, I'd like to say-
I'm truly sorry

You probably guessed
that this is an apology,
I certainly owe you one
It's best if I'm totally honest
and admit, I was wrong and-
I'm truly sorry

But I owe you more than that,
I want you to know
that I care about you.
Hurt feelings may make
that hard to believe
right now, but it's true.

That's why I want to
promise that I'll try not
to repeat the same mistake
again and believe me-
I'm truly sorry.

How To Get a Nice Wife

There are times in a person's life when he needs to take crucial decisions on his own. Marriage is one of them. Believe me, the decision on whom to marry is the most important decision a person will make in his life. After marriage, your wife is the most important person in your life. She can make or break your life. The mere thought of this is very frightening.

Some of the questions that crop up are -

a. What sort of a girl do I marry?
b. Will she adjust in my family?
c. How can I decide on a girl by just meeting her for a few times?
d. When should I get married?
e. This is my life. So, I should choose the girl I marry, but then what if I make a mistake? .. so on and so forth.

I will try to address these & many more questions in the following sections.

The Nine Rules of Arranged marriage

Rule 1 - Magic no. 28

In an ideal scenario, a girl goes to college at the age of 18. By the time she graduates, goes for her post graduation and/ or works for 1-2 years, she will be about 23- 24. This means that she has spent about 5 years away from her home. In the 5 years period, she would meet many smart guys at college or during her first few years on job. So, in all probability it would be difficult to find a good girl older than 24 yrs. Secondly, in Indian families there is lot of pressure on the girl's to get married by the time they become 24-25.

Statistics says that there is a generation gap after every 5 years. So, in such scenario, one would prefer to marry a girl who is about 3-4 years younger to you. Thus, working backwards, an ideal age for a guy to get married is by 28. Earlier the marriage, the better it is.

Well, as we all know, in the current market scenario, there will never be stability in our career. So, I believe there is no such thing as, "I will marry when I settle down".

Rule 2 -- Subset of marriage-able girls

At times you hear statements like, "I am not getting the right match, I will look after 3 months, I will find a better match then". Well the truth is otherwise. The subset of unmarried girl looking for a match is fixed. From this subset, there would be girls who would get married & there would be new girls added who would be looking for a match. The net result is that at any given time, the variety & number of marriage-able girls are fixed.

Rule 3 - Competition for girls

Like all other facets of life, there is lot of competition for good girls. So, if you are looking for a girl who is post graduate, done her Engg, is working, very beautiful, smart, from a good family etc. etc, just think again. There are other guys who are also looking for similar girls & probably they are better off than you in terms of career, looks personality etc. Given a choice every guy would like to marry Aishwarya Rai. So, set your expectations accordingly.

Rule 4 -- Understanding girls

You would have met a lot of people during your life. As we all know, its difficult to judge a person based on a few meetings. I am sure you would agree with me that in case of girls it is even more difficult to understand them in a few meetings. I know people who are still trying to understand their wife. ;-).. Understanding your spouse is a life long assignment. So, then how do you select a girl based on a few meeting? This is where you need to take the help of your parents/ friends & latest technologies like email/chat to choose your girl.

Rule 5 - Society expectation

The selection process is tough on every one who is involved in the process. In arranged marriage, involvement of family & society is pretty high. You can't meet a girl 3-4 times & then say no to her. It is bad for her future. So, you should have a good short-listing criterion. Meet only a few girls & be sure what you are looking for. It is for the benefit of everyone involved.

Rule 6 -- Marriage between equals

Unlike love marriage, in arranged marriage you also marry into the girl's family. In arranged marriages, family support plays a major role in ensuring a successful marriage. This is where the compatibility of social status, family values & caste/religion plays a major role. Its important to note that in case there is a perfect match between the two families, the marriage is destined to succeed.

Rule 7 - Know yourself

Unlike love marriage, in arranged marriage you first marry a person & then fall in love. So, it's very important that you do a self-assessment on the kind of person you would love. They say, "Opposite attract", while they also say, "Bird of same feather flock together". So, you take a call on what sort of person you like. Take a pen & paper; write down the kind of attributes you are looking for in a girl. Say, she should ideally have the looks of Sonia, the style of Monica, the voice of Sheena, the patience of Rashmi. You will certainly not find the perfect girl, but then you would have a good idea of what you are looking for. The secret here is to set some minimum criteria for selection. Don't forget rule no.3 here.

Rule 8 -- Girl's Beauty

A girl's looks attract, but then no one wants to end up marrying a dumb It is like buying your bike. When you initially buy it, you are crazy about the looks, but later on you love it for its reliability, fuel economy & comfort level. Similarly, a girl's looks are important, but then it should not be the most important criteria. Later on in life, you will get bored of her looks. It is then that her personality & behavior will make all the difference to your marriage. I am sure your parents will be able to advice you a lot better on this topic.

Rule 9 -- Taking advice

As I have mentioned in the next rule, it's very important that the final decision on whom to marry must necessarily be yours. However, don't do the mistake of isolating yourself from the world while planning your marriage. Discuss with your parents & very close friends on this issue. They are your well wishers. Secondly, in such important matters its necessary that you analyze all possibilities. Remember, I am not suggesting that you follow others' advice, but don't forget to take their advice.

Rule 10 -- Own decision

All said & done, it's your marriage & your life that is at stake. Once you are married, you & your wife are the only persons who will be facing the music. Don't marry a girl just because your parents or friends asked you to do so. After marriage, if things don't work out & you end up saying, "It's because of my friends or my parents that I married you", then your marriage is destined for disaster. If the girl is of your choice, it is you who will be responsible for whatever happens. That's when the marriage works out perfectly. So, ensure that you marry the girl of your choice.

How to approach the selection process?

From the day, a person decides to get married; the selection process takes a minimum of 3 months. The whole process needs a lot of patience & commitment. The ideal steps to be followed are:

a. Definition phase –

Define the minimum criteria for the kind of life partner you are looking for in terms of education, physical appearance, social status, family values, future career plans. Remember the Rule 3 here.

b. Lead Generation phase –

Place ads in various newspapers, magazines, websites, through friends, family friends, family societies & association etc. You need to exhaust all possible means of getting bio-datas at one go. Remember the Rule 2 here.

c. Short listing phase –

Based on your selection criteria, short-list the interesting bio-datas. The general process followed for correspondence is as follows:

1. The initiator sends a one page profile of himself/herself.

2. Based on the profile, the receiver sends his/her one page profile along with request for detailed profile, photo, horoscope.

3. The initiator then sends the requested information along with a request for similar information.

4. The receiver send similar information.

5. If the bio-data is selected, it is passed over to the next phase.

A. Casual interaction phase –

Based on short listing, about 7 to 10 bio-datas are taken forwarded to this phase. The next step to follow here is to exchange email/ chat ids. The guy & the girl then interact for 10 - 15 days to try & judge mutual compatibility through email/chat.

B. Family interaction phase –

Based on the earlier phase, about 5 leads are taken for consideration in this phase. During this phase, the parents get involved & check the background information about the families to find mutual compatibility.

C. The dating phase –

Based on the earlier phase about 3 leads are taken forward to this phase. During this phase, the guy & the girl interact by going out alone for 2-3 times. The guy needs to prepare a set of simple questions like who is your favorite star, what are your hobbies? He needs to use his judgment to analyze the girl based on her responses.

D. The D-day phase –

Finally, the D-day comes when the guy has to select the girl he wants to spend his life with. If the process if followed systematically, there will be no ambiguity in deciding who should be your life partner.

Finally, my dear friends, marriage is all about compromises. In spite of all the planning that you do, there are a lot of uncertainties in a marriage. In fact this is the best part about marriage. Just remember that the person you marry must be of your choice. In such case, there would be no going back for both of you.

A few words of advice: To make your marriage a success; just believe in the age-old virtue, "Never do anything to others that you don't like for yourself".

If I Could

If I could catch a million stars,
I know just what I'd do,
I'd arrange them on a paper,
And sing them back to you.

If I could give you gifts of gold,
I'd have each one inscribed,
With a special memory,
That I hold, dear, inside.

I'd give you everything you'd want,
Or you could ever need,
But that would never measure,
All you've given me.

With honesty and compassion,
You lend a tender ear.
And when I look into your eyes,
My troubles disappear.

But, I am not a rich man,
Nor lucky enough to catch a star,
I can only give you one thing...
All that's in my heart.

This is something you'll never be without,
Whether you are near or far,
For it is a simple but precious gift...
My love is where you are.

India through Orkut in Bombay.

A girl and a guy met in orkut. Usual stuff. They talked with each other, became trusted friends. But ... that's not all. She was found dead in the hotel room.

The guy killed her. (Scroll Down To View The News in CNN IBN)

The Profile of the Victim: http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=11725203022944506305

The Profile of the Murderer:http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=348385650417627297

CNN Screenshot

Watch the news in CNN IBN channel !!



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An Epitaph

This is another story I wrote when I was in 12th. Found it from the same old notebook.

These red and white flowers caused to germinate from them, and the first drop of water was her tears. They have to tell a story related me.

It begins in a shiny day, I was in a railway station waiting for my train to my home town. The train was too late and men and women were so impatient. At last the train reached the station and the crowd rushed towards it. There had no space for a pin point in the train. I thought for a movement that the luck was with me, because I found a seat there. I rushed towards but just then an umbrella –an extraordinary one, white cloth with red flowers– placed my seat and a skirt usurped it. It was a long journey about seven hours, so I began to imagine the age and beauty of that lady, just to prevent my boredom. 'To imagine', because I couldn’t see her face, as the crowd rushed me into the darkness.

After that I came across the same umbrella several times, but I could not see the possessor. Every time when I saw it, there will be some losses to me. But infect, I was always searching for the same. The week and months were displaced for years. That was a rainy day. The city was so disturbed with the crowd. Because of the an unexpected rain, people and vehicles were impatiently rushed towards their destinations. I had to cross the road but I got wondered for a movement for, I saw the same umbrella among the crowd. It was rushing towards me as if she was longing to reach me, and I tried my best to trace her face out and.......Oh! Ohh... Sorry!! I can't tell anything more, because a vehicle, I think it was a bus, ran over me. But no one noticed it. Even I got it to know from an evening news paper.

At last she came to visit me once, with a handful of white and red flowers. She scattered it on my tomb and the tears rolled over her cheeks and drop on the flowers… Then I could saw her first time. She was beautiful! Very beautiful...!!!

The Evil Spirit

This is not a new story. I wrote it when I was in my 12th. Today I found it from an old notebook of that time…

It was a cold and dark night; I was in a cemetery to pilfer something to earn my livelihood. You may think that what has to steal from a cemetery. But even dead-bodies are highly demanded in nether world. The waiting went on until the clock tower uttered for one O'clock. Then I left the vault, which I had used as a covert room. Actually I wasn't free from fear and expected for a snarl on every step. Because of the cold zephyr and the silence, there had been a peculiar sequestration. There had no other sound but my footsteps.

The cemetery was situated in the heart of the city, and there have a Bank building on the other side of the cemetery wall. Between the Bank and cemetery, there had a crucifix also. I walked towards it to pray as usual. Then my sixth sense told me there is happening something peculiar. I looked around and could find out that there is a man trying to climb through the pipeline of the Bank building. I halt there. He was going higher to higher. I got anxious and couldn't even to wink.

Now he is on the twelfth floor and only a few steps to the top. But the fortune wouldn't be always with the thieves. By a false step, he began to fall down fast and fast than anybody can imagine. I expected for a cry, but I couldn't hear even a groan. The only one sound I have heard was like falling a heavy sack.

I cramped for a movement and walked slowly towards the bank and jumped out of the wall and approached the dead body, washed with the blood. I sat there and scrutinized it with my trembling hand and tremulous soul. I could find out the man was no more. I shuddered and panted with fear. I took a long breath to get comfortable and at last I could take a decision. I took the body on my shoulder and walked towards my shelter with praising the kindness of God, for the unexpected fortune, which came through without having any effort.

Some Orkut Communities…

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Alex Sir: http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=12333537

The Solitary Reaper
William Wordsworth. (1770–1850)

BEHOLD her, single in the field,
Yon solitary Highland Lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!
Alone she cuts and binds the grain,
And sings a melancholy strain;
O listen! for the Vale profound
Is overflowing with the sound.

No Nightingale did ever chaunt
More welcome notes to weary bands
Of travellers in some shady haunt,
Among Arabian sands:
A voice so thrilling ne'er was heard
In spring-time from the Cuckoo-bird,
Breaking the silence of the seas
Among the farthest Hebrides.

Will no one tell me what she sings?—
Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow
For old, unhappy, far-off things,
And battles long ago:
Or is it some more humble lay,
Familiar matter of to-day?
Some natural sorrow, loss, or pain,
That has been, and may be again?

Whate'er the theme, the Maiden sang
As if her song could have no ending;
I saw her singing at her work,
And o'er the sickle bending;—
I listen'd, motionless and still;
And, as I mounted up the hill,
The music in my heart I bore,
Long after it was heard no more.

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The One and Only Love Song I Have Ever Heard...
Thanks Backstreet Boys !

Show me the meaning of being lonely

So many words for the broken heart,
its hard to see in a crimson love,
so hard to breath,
walk with me and maybe
nights of light so soon become
wild and free I can feel the sun
your every wish will be done they tell me

Show me the meaning of being lonely
is this the feeling I need to walk with
tell me why I can’t be there where you are
there’s somethin' missin' in my heart

Life goes on as it never ends
eyes of stone observe the trends
they never say forever gaze, if only
guilty roads to an endless love
there’s no control are you with me now
your every wish will be done they tell me

Show me the meaning of being lonely
is this the feeling I need to walk with
tell me why I can’t be there where you are
there’s somethin' missin' in my heart

there's nowhere to run i have no place to go Surrender
my heart' body and soul how can it be you're asking me
to feel the things you never show
you are missing in my heart
tell me why i can not be there where you are

Show me the meaning of being lonely
is this the feeling I need to walk with
tell me why I can’t be there where you are
there’s somethin' missin' in my heart
there’s no way to run I have no place to go
surrender my heart
body and soul
how could it be you're askin me to feel things you never show

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This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away lastmonth in chennai.

Her name was Priya. She was hit by a Truck. She was working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone.In fact she also changed herphone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cant carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person , who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice forme.Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense............

Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all ofthem told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of themheard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...

Hutch has the best coverage. Wherever you go, our network follows!!! Never in my life i have read such an email...Wasted ten minutes coz of this... yo........buuzzaaaaaaa........adios.......

Along the life

They went along to carry off
the grin belong to their own bloom

They trolled along to carry off
the grief belong to their own soul

They plough along to carry off
the belch belong to their own belly

They dug along to carry off
the drought belong to their own throat

They ran along to carry off
the time belong to their own days

They live along to carry on
The genes belong to their own race

They prayed along to carry off
the sins belong to their own life

Then rest along to carry off
The stress belong to their own doom.

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Different Opinions About KISS

Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Comp.Science: What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!

Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

An Interesting Chat Session….

She: hello abilash, whr r u?
me : i'm in tvm
She: ok, tvm evide?
me : tvm evideyokke ariyum?
She: all place ariyallo
me : I'm in Statue now, r u from tvm?
She: statue?
me : ya, pulimood
hello
She: ok, pulimood ariyam
me : whr r u?
hello.... do u have a yahoo ID?
I prefer yahoo to chat...
She: but i dont like that
me : k
She: actually l hate chatting
i dont like it
but ur heading me
so am replying to u
thats all
hello
i thnk ur busy
am also
me : ok.... But I like to chat with my friends and like to make more friends
through chating...well, I'm not going to HEAD you anymore...
She: let me go
ok thats nice abhilash
i thnk chatting is cheating..
i just feel so
thats why i hate chating
am not blaming u
me : But it's against MY experiance, because I got sincere friends online...
She: oh!!..good
but my experience is different
me : that's why, views says to be depends....
She: may be
but i like firendship..
me : which kind of? those from early childhood.... from kindergarten?
She: nice joking..
yes all kind off
me : thats good
She: thanx
me : no mention
She: okey, then
me : then... bye... what else... after all u don't like to chat, and there's no
other means of communications available now
She: dont misunderstand me sbilash
me : Not misunderstanding u ********** ********* (Replaced)
She: wowww!! thats nice i like dis
keep it up
me : Oki.... glad to hear that u like that, well, i'll keep it up with my yahoo
buddies [;)]
She: ok


Well, my friends… What do you thinking of chatting? Cheating?

Hello Everyone,

These pictures shows the gross disrespect and insult to the Indian National flag by this so called "spiritual leader" and self proclaimed "GOD" Mataji Nirmala Devi. This disrespect to our national flag shows that she has definately no respect or love for the country that gave her so much and her husband who was an IAS officer and chief of the SCI (he is seated next to her in the pics).

Such a shame!.

I do urge and plead with all Indians who deeply love their country to forward the photos to as many people as possible so that it does catch the eye of someone higher up in the Indian Govt who can really take some action against this cult.

JAI HIND ...

THIS IS TRUE LOVE

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this.......
Its high time for u to react and open up your heart..........

Who says our English is complex.?

Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS.
British: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian : No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL.
British: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Asian : Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
British: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian : S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY.
British: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Asian : No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION.
British: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING.
British: Please make yourself right at home.
Asian : Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE.
British: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Asian : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER.
British: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Asian : Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.
British: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian : You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
British: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Asian : Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
British: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Asian : See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
British: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Asian : Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
British: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Asian : Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG.
British: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer allof them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scrolldown)

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the secondperson. What position are you in?




Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you aresecond!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, butdon't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?scroll down)




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in yourhead only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Addanother 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is thetotal?
Scroll down for answer.....




Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don'tbelieve it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the lastquestion right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?





Answer: Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read thequestion again!

Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants tobuy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth hesuccessfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple....Like you! PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

INDIA is set to become the second largest economy in the world ahead of US by 2050 acording to GOLDMAN SACHS BRICK report. Productivity growth will help the contry sustain over 8% growth until 2020. The original report in 2003 had projected that INDIA's GDP would outstrip JAPAN's by 2032. It also said in 30 yrs the COUNTRY would be WORLD's third largest economy after CHINA and the US. The new report goes one step further by moving INDIA up from no.3 to no.2. the reasons for high productivity growth are increased openness to trade, investment in information and communication technology and greater financial deepening........

Now the question is, despite a lot of hurdle "Can we become strongest economic power till 2050"

friends please share your views on this topic...........

Well… the count down started…

I’ve been trying to configure php, MySql and Apache Server for a long… If MySql configured, php will not work, if php worked, MySql will not work and if I could configure both of them, Apache will not start. Atlast, it’s today I could configure them all together. Well… the count down started… I’m going to jump into the php pool…

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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Bits of broken memories.

Yesterday, my younger brother happened to mention some of my old friends. Afterwards I went through the faded memories of my past happenings. Through my childhood, through my early school days and now I remember most of them by their name or by their face.

As I sit in front of my computer to write down my memories for blog, the first face fade in to me is of Neena my first crush. She lived in my neighborhood for 3 of 4 months when I was around 5 or 6 years old.

I used to visit my mom’s relatives lived in a rented house in “Kannammoola”, Trivandrum. There in that house, another family was also lived in the second portion. I don’t remember them, but I do remember a boy of that family. Even though I couldn’t remember his name, still I remember a weapon he always kept in his hand. That was a bit of broken ‘gate’ seemed to be a big arrow. He used this weapon to peel the big roots of a gigantic teak tree in backyard.
Another memory related to that place is a small vegetable shop opposite to the gate. We used to buy cucumber from there to eat raw.

In my first year in school, I had got a “Chechi” there. I don’t know what her name was, everybody used to call her “Mottachi” and obviously it can’t be a name. She was in 7th standard. She used to treat me as her own younger brother and came to feed me regularly in lunch brake.
I’ve got a lot of friends there in U.P.S. Palkulangara and most of them were with me there till my 7th standard. I remember Anil, Francis (Maala), Gireesh, Santhosh (Chakkala), Sajeev (he was in standard “A”), Lakshmi, Swapna, Divya, Ranjini (or Rajitha?) Manoj (Kunjan), Shinoj, syam, another Santhosh, Sijov….. etc etc…

I was the pet of almost all teachers taught me. I used to travel in their lap to other schools for competitions. I don’t know whether they remember me or not. But how can I forget them? Still I remember Eliyamma teacher. I and my younger brother used to visit her home almost all days and even had food from there. Her son Sijov was my classmate. I met his younger brother Sinov some days before in orkut. He said Sijov is now working as a Sanskrit teacher.

Once Eliyamma teacher gave me some clay and told me to ask my father a dog’s sculpture. He made it but I didn’t get that to her, instead I kept it for a long.

Oh…!! Its very difficult to recollect all in a string... well, I'll do it later :)

One More Internet Cafe in Perintalmanna.



(On behalf of my friend Faisal)

How did they celebrate their New Year.

Three girls from a famous school in Perintalmanna – a small town in Malappuram district of Kerala state – put their record New Year Celebrations in a different way.

They contributed their school fee (Rs3000 each) together and brought their friends to a famous restaurant in Perintalmanna town. After the feast, they got a bill of Rs.6500.

But the restaurant management noticed their school badge and informed the school authority about this unusual bill. Soon after the celebrations, they got their New Year gift in the form of a dismissal letter from the school.

Tail Piece: The Beverage Corporation of Kerala claims its record sales on 31st December 2006. It was of Rs.34.55 crores.